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Making Chocolate with Rosen Trevithick

20/12/2015

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Author Rosen Trevithick is widely known for her humorous and psychological fiction books for adults and her delightful smelly troll books for children. But now she tackles something completely different but no less appetising! Rosen has written a guest post for my blog on the challenges she has faced to get a chocolate-making book to market and how the process differed from that involved in publishing fiction.

I’ve just released a cookbook called ‘Chocolate Making Adventures’, which is full of recipes and tips about making and working with chocolate. This is very different from the books I usually publish, which are predominantly fiction published in black and white. So in what way does self-publishing a recipe book differ from publishing more mainstream books?
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When I first decided to write a cookbook, I thought it would be a case of simply writing down all my recipes, commissioning half-a-dozen photos and then converting a Word document. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Writing

My first mistake was thinking that writing down a recipe would be as easy as writing fiction. It isn’t. With fiction, there is an infinite number of ways to say what you want to say and you can make your writing as concise or descriptive as you like. You don’t need every reader to understand your exact meaning of every single sentence for him or her to experience what you set out to achieve. In fact, very few readers intend to take in every single clause, as they hurry through desperate to find out what happens next. With recipe books, every line has to be spot on. If your sentence is ambiguous or you miss an adjective, your reader can waste an hour of his or her life, and the cost of ingredients, trying to follow your method. My inner fiction writer would have happily taken three of my 8x10 inch pages to explain every recipe, but too much detail would have been daunting for the reader.

Layout

Recipe books are very difficult to develop in a way that looks good both in print and as an eBook. For example, the Kindle format is not designed for images that are aligned to the side of text. You need inline images. However, people following recipes don’t want to have to keep scrolling through images to get to the next step. Eventually, I decided to use alternating text-only pages and full-screen images. This also looked great in print, with most recipes sitting opposite a gorgeous photo of its results.

Photography
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The next obstacle was the photographs. I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to work with a superb photographer, but what I didn’t realise was that we would also benefit from a food stylist. The aforementioned stylist is somebody who prepares and arranges food so that it’s perfect for photographing. Instead, I made all the chocolate myself and gave it to Claire, who then had to adapt/accessorise it for the photographs. The chocolate took about ten times as long to prepare as I had envisaged, pushing what I hoped would be an early October launch, back into November.

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Printing

By far the biggest obstacle was that self-publishing is not ready for glossy, colour photobooks. Colour printing is incredibly expensive and I was initially looking at figures such as £20 for a 100 page recipe book, which I knew wouldn’t sell. Added to which, the only companies I could find that offered coated pages, lacked distribution options. This meant I had to compromise and accept matt pages. Having previously published a colour children’s book, ‘My Babysitter is a Troll’, I felt certain that the colours would be vibrant enough to do justice to Claire’s photographs. Unfortunately, the first nine proofs I ordered were not satisfactory. This could have been avoided had I created my book using CMYK (a particular colour format used in printing) from the start. Thinking that I could simply replicate the process I use for publishing black and white books, was a big mistake, and one that has set my launch back by a precious two weeks.

Advice 

My advice to anybody thinking about publishing a textbook, is to carefully research options and print specifications before you begin. Even if your chosen print-on-demand service doesn’t ask for a particular colour format, there are some formats that print better than others.
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Publishing a recipe book was a steep learning curve, but it has been a rewarding experience. With very few books out on how to make actual chocolate, I am confident that my book adds something fantastic to the cookbook market.

Links: 

My recipe blog: http://www.rosentrevithick.co.uk/recipes/
The Kindle book on Amazon: http://www.rosentrevithick.co.uk/B017WUOSOE/
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Thanks to Rosen for this interesting and insightful article. I've ordered my copy of the paperback and have been lucky enough to sample the results - my friend was involved in the process of testing the recipes - and those results were gooooood! I now look forward to making my own chocolate.
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The Anniversary - Book Launch

7/12/2015

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I am pleased to announce the release of my new book, The Anniversary. It's something of a departure from my other published books. I describe the story as a chilling thriller and the non-linear narrative adds a decidedly nightmarish quality. I can't wait to see what you make of it. Enjoy!
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It’s the office Christmas party. Cheap booze is flowing, the lights are dimmed and tinny music blasts out of a rubbish stereo. Chris’s hair is gelled around reindeer antlers. Amy’s foot is caught in some photocopier cable. Martin is waving about an inflatable penis decorated with tinsel. And Janet is dancing alone, her husband dead, presumed murdered… by her. 

When Janet offers to spend Christmas Day, the anniversary of my own partner’s death, with me, I find myself wondering what she wants. 

And why do I accept? 

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The Festival of Drabbles - The End (Almost!)

15/11/2015

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Well, it's been a pleasure to participate in the week-long celebration of the drabble. Firstly, I'd like to thank Michael Brookes for all the hard work he has put into the events. And secondly, thanks to all those who participated in some way. I'm sure you'll agree it has been a success in highlighting the popularity of this flash fiction form.

I was delighted to discover late last night that my entry for the drabble competition was picked as the winner. I genuinely never thought mine would stand a chance! The winning drabble is shown below.
Me and You

Go out with me.


Treat me.

Kiss me.

Make love to me.

See me.

Spend time with me.

Kiss me.

Make love to me.

Love me.

Live with me.

Marry me.

Spend your life with me.

Make love to me.

Holiday with me.

Dream with me.

Make love to me.

Come to the doctor with me.

Hold me.

Kiss me.

Make love to me.

Hold me.

Be patient with me.

Don’t cry for me.

Sit with me.

Reflect with me.

Hold me.

Just be there for me.

Hold me.

Lie with me.

Hold me.

Hold me.

Hold me.

Kill me.
I've a couple of further things up my sleeve as the festival closes. Firstly, I have a pair of signed drabble books up for grabs. To be in with a chance of winning, simply post a comment below this article. Entries close 10pm Monday 16th November 2015.
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And, finally, it seems fitting to close the week with... a drabble. Here's my latest, never before published. Enjoy! And happy drabbling/drabble-reading!

The Experiment

The candle’s flame is wondrous. A ball of golden warmth. It stands tall, proud, astonishingly still under the glass dome. And I’m inside with it. The flame is my sun. It’s my god. Or I am its god! It is sheer beauty.

Time passes.

I no longer flutter and fly.

Instead, I crawl around intermittently.

The flame is still bright. But shorter. Weaker.

It too is fading.

And then I realise we are competing. I’m desperate to outlive the flame but at the same time cannot bear to go before it dies.
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Outside the glass, large human eyes watch wickedly.
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A new drabble - Guy

11/11/2015

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I certainly don't write as many drabbles as I once did but it's hard to break the habit. Here's one of my latest, never before published.

Guy

“It’s like a mummy,” Tom said. “It’s like a mummy, Mummy!”

“Yes, darling. But stop bouncing about and hold the legs still.”

Tom giggled again while his mother wound tape round the legs.

“Mummy, can’t we give him a proper face?” Tom asked, reaching for the bin sack around the head. His hand was slapped away.

“Open the door for me, darling, and help me carry him.”

Outside, Tom swore that the guy twitched.

“It’s the flames playing tricks. Don’t be silly.”

“Okay,” Tom replied. “I wish Daddy could be here.”

The guy burned and mother and son watched in silence.

If you're on Facebook, you can join the week-long Festival of Drabbles HERE.
There's still time to download your free copy of 100 One Hundred Word Tales.
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Why I drabble - a blog post in 100 words

10/11/2015

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No introduction needed for this - what it says up there!

Drabbles benefit both readers and writers. The world moves so fast and it’s not always easy to fit in reading time. Reading and digesting a 100-word story, though, is doable - on the train, bus, toilet… but wash your hands afterwards.

This flash fiction is much trickier than it looks, its author having to encapsulate a tale in such a short space. You are forced to make every word count, phrase things so that you wring the maximum amount of emotion and surprise from as few words as possible. Put simply, it gets to the bone of what good writing is.
  

If you're on Facebook, you can join the week-long Festival of Drabbles HERE.
There's still time to download your free copy of 100 One Hundred Word Tales.

Tomorrow: a never-before-seen drabble from me.

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The Festival of Drabbles Day 1

9/11/2015

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Over recent years, the popularity of the drabble - a story told in precisely 100 words - has soared. Ideal for writers to hone their skills and perfect for readers to digest in a minute, the drabble is one of the most popular forms of flash fiction around. 

Author Michael Brookes has championed the drabble from the beginning and has set up an entire week to celebrate it. Over the next few days, there will be a wealth of articles, competitions and, of course, drabbles across a range of blogs and websites. I will be posting something new each day on this blog.

I have written several hundred drabbles over the last few years and published two books of my very best, one of which has contributions from my author friend, Kath Middleton. For the next few days, you can pick up a copy of 100 One Hundred Word Tales FREE for the very first time. And Beyond 100 Drabbles is half-price at only 99p/99c.

For full details of both books and an award-winning drabble, click HERE. Alternatively, click the book covers to go to their respective Amazon pages.

And if you're on Facebook, you can join in the festivities HERE.

Tomorrow - a post in 100 words on why I drabble.
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Introducing... The Anniversary

6/11/2015

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It's been an incredibly busy year for me, not least because I moved into a new apartment. Having released Pride at the beginning of the year, I had hoped to release something before the end of 2015. I'm pleased to say that will be happening and I'm even more pleased to share the first details for this next release.

The Anniversary
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Jonathan Hill


It’s the office Christmas party. Cheap booze is flowing, the lights are dimmed and tinny music blasts out of a rubbish stereo. Chris’s hair is gelled around reindeer antlers. Amy’s foot is caught in some photocopier cable. Martin is waving about an inflatable penis decorated with tinsel. And Janet is dancing alone, her husband dead, presumed murdered… by her.

When Janet offers to spend Christmas Day, the anniversary of my own partner’s death, with me, I find myself wondering what she wants. 

And why do I accept?

The chilling new novella from Jonathan Hill.

Coming soon to Kindle and in paperback.
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Happy Birthday, FAG.

23/5/2015

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It's precisely a year since I released my debut novel, FAG. It's been delightful and moving to read readers' reviews and feedback and I've been overwhelmed to find that this book, that has affected my life so much, has also touched others more than I ever hoped.
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FAG, set in an all boys boarding school in the 1930s, sees both teachers and pupils struggling to survive in the aftermath of a tragedy which the headmaster will go to terrible lengths to cover up. The novel has just been long-listed for Best Psychological Fiction in Book Hippo's SpaSpa Book Awards.
BookHippo.uk - Award Winning Books
To celebrate this anniversary, FAG's price has been temporarily slashed on both amazon.co.uk and amazon.com. There's no better time to get your copy.

Finally, before this blog post starts to sound like some dire awards ceremony speech, I'd like to thank everyone who has read the book. Your messages and feedback continue to bring brilliant light into my life.
Download your discounted copy of FAG from Amazon
Visit FAG's own website for a sample, reviews and support
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A trio of drabbles

5/4/2015

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It's been a while since I wrote any drabbles (100-word fiction) and they behaved rather like buses this week. Three on the trot appeared in the Book Hippo newsletter. Book Hippo is the new name of Indie Book Bargains and features the same quality indie authors alongside mainstream fiction. The line is thus blurred between indie and mainstream and the focus is on quality fiction in general, which is just as it should be. You can sign up for the free daily newsletter here and my author profile and published drabbles are available here. My latest featured drabbles follow.

Nutter's Pharmacy

How Mr Nutter the pharmacist stayed in business was anyone's guess, for he hardly dispensed any prescriptions or sold any medicines.

"Have you anything for my sore throat?" an old lady asked.

"Certainly! That hat of yours suits you perfectly," replied Mr Nutter.

"I keep getting indigestion," complained another.

"You're looking particularly well-groomed today," replied Mr Nutter. "Next!"

Mr Pumphrey, a regular, staggered in clutching his chest. "My heart..."

Mr Nutter knew what to do. "Morning! Oh you've shined those shoes a treat, Mr Pumphrey!"

Moments before Mr Pumphrey collapsed, he’d passed a large banner outside that read ‘Complimentary Medicine’.

A Mother's Loss

It’s the anniversary of the bombings and she is sitting on the edge of her bed clutching a photograph: her son. She’s rocking back and forth, back and forth, in silent agony. All year round’s painful but this day’s the worst. Her face is the picture of someone crying yet no tears flow. She cried herself dry long ago. 

In the photograph her son is smiling. She’s not smiled since that terrible day. She wonders now where her son would be if he’d lived. She wonders where it all went wrong. Could she have stopped him killing all those people?

The Anniversary Gift

Agatha and Robert were due to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary this April. Their daughter, Natasha, wanted to treat them. They deserved some happiness at this late stage in life. Who knew how much longer they’d be around? And they’d never been abroad, so this gift was very special indeed.

Agatha had tears of joy in her eyes after she’d opened the envelope. She showed the tickets to Robert, who emitted an impressed whistle. 

“Titanic,” Agatha gasped. 

Natasha could have sworn the whispered word was accompanied by a small mist of condensed breath. As if the room were ice cold.
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In conversation with... Kath Middleton

27/3/2015

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Kath Middleton (no, not Kate Middleton, although I understand this author lady is far more royal and glamorous) first made her mark as a voracious reader of indie fiction, offering advice and support to independent authors far and wide. More recently, she has turned her hand to writing and is fast becoming one of the most prolific authors around, with a hard drive that I am assured is bulging. She has just released her longest work yet, a comedy novel, Best Grape. Er, I mean, Number One Kumquat, sorry, Ultimate Pineapple, what's that, oh right, TOP BANANA!

Kath, what can you tell us about Top Banana?


It’s a story about an underdog making good. Steve’s mum thinks he’s totally useless and he begins to believe her. Then a couple of unexpected things happen in his life and he rises to the challenge. Gradually, he finds he’s a superhero in his own way. You thought being a greengrocer was boring, didn’t you? 

This will be my third publication but I’ve written a fair number more and, of all of them, Steve is my favourite character. He seems to have hit the spot with readers, too. I’ve only had the book out for a week at the time of writing, but it’s gathered some lovely reviews. Humour is very personal but this seems to have struck a chord with readers so far.

I can see why it's struck a chord. Steve is a very likeable character and the reader cannot help willing him on. So, you’ve now written a medieval noir, a novella covering grief and hope and now a comedy novel. Do you see yourself ever settling into a genre?

I start off with the phrase 'what if' and there are so many things I wonder about that I probably won’t ever settle down to one single genre. However, at the moment I’m finding a lot of fun for myself in writing comedy. If everyone thought it was horribly unamusing I might have to reconsider publishing it but I’ll still write it! I’ve got fantasy and supernatural stories on my hard disk too but I’m becoming addicted to making myself laugh. The feedback is good so far, too.

If you could choose someone to narrate one of your books professionally, which book would you choose and who would narrate it?

I’m sure we all have a soft spot for our first book and since Ravenfold is a story told by an old man to his grandchildren, I’d love to hear the grandfatherly tones of Derek Jacobi narrating that one. Assuming I could afford him. I have to pay him, right? Or maybe my royalties will be enough by then to pay his fee. And while we’re in dreamland, shall I arrange for Maureen Lipman to read your own Maureen stories?

Derek Jacobi is a fine choice! Maureen reading Maureen is a great idea too. Now, returning from the Land of Dreams... I can’t start writing without a cup of coffee by my laptop. Are there any routines that you stick to when writing?

No. I’m a creature of impulse! I always write in the same place, though. I have a long worktop which I use for sewing and for writing, in the spare room. I sit there and I can look out of the window at my chickens free-ranging (that’s another word for trashing) their part of the garden. 

I see. And you can hatch your stories well with chickens on the horizon? Just as long as you don't feel all cooped up in your writing room... ahem. Without wanting to sound too mathematical, what’s your writing to reading ratio nowadays?

I write my own stories for about an hour and a half, maybe two hours a day, and read for five or six hours. That’s not all the writing I do, though. When you add the emails I exchange with friends, the forum posts, the reviews, I must spend around 4 hours or more writing. I tend to write in the mornings, do any other jobs in the afternoon and read all evening. Even the gorgeous Professor Brian Cox only gets my attention over the top of my Nexus!

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You are a true lover of words. I shall not comment on your taste in TV celebrities. Now for a toughie. If you could only choose either reading or writing and had to ditch the other permanently, what would you do?

Unfair question! That’s like saying would you rather have your left hand or your right hand cut off! I’d have to say reading as I’ve been doing it since I was three and read every day. Giving it up would be like trying to stop breathing.

And how much do you think your reading influences your own books?

That’s hard to say. It must to the extent that I write in genres I like to read but I don’t think anyone would ever say my writing reminds them of someone else’s. At least, nobody has yet. I would feel very uncomfortable consciously copying someone else’s style. It would be like trying to walk in someone else’s shoes. You have to write your own way or it doesn’t work and comes out all stiff and… constipated!

*swiftly bypasses toilet humour* You are widely known for helping other indie authors to polish their books. Do you feel extra pressure, because of this, in getting your own books right?

I would always feel pressure – from myself – to get my own books as good as possible. I think everyone feels like this. You want to acquit yourself well. But yes, I hope I don’t get caught putting my foot in it too often!

Are there any subjects off-limits in your books? If so, why would you never touch upon those topics?

I can’t see myself ever writing romance or overt erotica. It’s not something I read, either. I’m not sure I have the skill to steer a course between soppy, schmaltzy writing and the biologically explicit stuff with all the bodily fluids. It’s often done, but often not done well. It’s not for nothing that there’s a Bad Sex Award.

I wouldn’t want to write anything about physical cruelty or child abuse either. It’s a serious topic and I’d feel I was trivialising it in using it to get a story. I also wouldn’t want to think that people who were that way inclined found my treatment of the subject arousing. That would be to add to the problem. If I did it well, I’d find it upsetting to write, too, and I write for my own amusement.

I also don’t see myself writing about handsome, hunky werewolves or zombies – sparkly or not, but that’s merely because I can’t suspend my disbelief quite that far.

Interesting. I've never viewed using material in a book as a means of trivialising that subject, but I suppose it has to be done well to steer away from that. I have to say that I am drawn to controversial subject matter and enjoy the challenge of writing about it and getting it right. If you could, with a click of your fingers, eradicate one error in books you encounter while reading, what would that be?

That’s nearly as difficult as the reading or writing question. Harder, as there are more choices! 

One which makes me shout at the television or radio when it happens, is the use of ‘I was sat’ rather than ‘I was sitting’. It’s non-standard usage and shouldn’t appear in formal writing. People might say it but I don’t want to read (or hear) it in a formal setting. The same applies to ‘they were stood’ and ‘he was knelt’. If I see any of these in a book, I know it’s unedited indie writing because a decent editor would whip it out like an aching molar!

You want an irascible old lady – you’ve got it! Right. I’m stepping away from the keyboard. And thanks for interviewing me.

Pleasure! Thanks for answering the questions patiently while you were sat there.

Top Banana is available now on Kindle and in paperback HERE.
Kath's author website is HERE.
She books her face or faces her book HERE.
She twitters and witters HERE.
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