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Famous Animals - In Conversation with Katie Stewart

20/12/2015

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Author and illustrator Katie Stewart has come up with something I can only describe as genius. Merging famous people with animals, she has come up with a delightful book that appeals to young and old alike. Here, I chat with Katie and ask her some fiendishly difficult questions!

Katie, you obviously have a passion for animals. What's your favourite animal noise?


Well, I can honestly say I haven’t ever had to answer that question before! I hope you’re not expecting a humorous answer, because I’m actually going to wax lyrical. There’s a little bird here in Australia called a rufous songlark. He’s plump and quite drab in his colouring, but he turns up every year at the beginning of spring and sings the sunshine in. It’s not a tune you could repeat, it’s a bit like a two-year-old singing to himself, but it’s so full of joy that I listen for it at the beginning of September every year and get a thrill every time I hear it. 

You're clearly a talented writer and illustrator. But if you had to choose just one of those to continue with, which would that be and why? (I never said this would be an easy interview.) 

Thank you for the compliment, Jonathan, but not for this question! It’s a bit like that one, ‘If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?’ I think I’d choose to be an illustrator, mainly because I’m a visual thinker, so the process of illustrating, for me, has one less step involved. People tell me (some happily, some complaining) that I write visually, but that’s how I see my stories – like movies working themselves out in my head. To write them down, I then have to find the words to translate the pictures. It’s harder – and I’m lazy. Illustrating is just a matter of copying what’s in my head, no translation involved. So it’s the easier choice.

I’d miss writing, though!

I bet you would. And apologies for the evil question! Now, if you could be an animal for the day, what would you be and why?

I think I’d be a cat. We have three cats at our house, two who live outside and chase mice in the barn and one who lives inside and chases mice in the kitchen. At least, that’s the theory. In reality, they all spend all day dozing wherever they find a comfortable spot and only wake up when they want their bowls filled. I think I could live with that arrangement. 

And if you could be a famous person, alive or dead, for the day, who would you choose? 

Another difficult one, but maybe it would be good to come back as Jeff Bezos, the boss of Amazon. If I were him for a day, I would spend the whole day telling everyone in the company about this Australian writer/illustrator I knew called Katie Stewart who is so brilliant and deserves to be given every opportunity to sell millions of books. I’d arrange world-wide advertising, contracts (giving Katie Stewart a huge percentage for royalties), I’d speak of nothing but Katie Stewart for the whole day. Then the next day, as me, I (as myself again) would humbly answer the email from Amazon asking if I’ll publish under their imprint at 90% royalty (to me) with a ‘Oh, you’re so kind’ and rake in the money for as long as the bubble lasts. 

Unfortunately, all the time I was writing that, there was a little character sitting on my shoulder, shoving blunt sticks into my ear. So here’s the more boring answer my conscience wants to give – and my conscience always wins. If I could be someone famous for a day, I’d be Rupert Murdoch. I would insist that every news story for the day was a positive one, that no one would be hassled, bullied or hounded for a story, that people would be treated with compassion and seen as real people, not just another story. Then I’d give away all my money and assets and retire to a small cottage somewhere unremarkable.

Neat answer! And who could argue with the first part? I mean, you've merged famous people with animals... it's genius!

What's your favourite famous animal creation so far?

In Famous Animals Volume 1, I think it would have to be Felix Mendelsswan. That’s why I used him on the cover. But now that I’ve done over three quarters of the illustrations for Volume 2, I think my favourite overall is Fred Astairedale. He has a certain class about him, I think.  That’s not to say I won’t paint another overall favourite next week or next month. I’ve really enjoyed painting them all.

Excellent! And it's great to hear that a second volume is well on the way. Thanks for sharing this image of Fred too. Isn't he good?

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You can buy your copy of Famous Animals 1 on Amazon right now. To visit Katie's website, click HERE. And to buy some of her splendid artwork in different forms, click HERE.

Thanks, Katie!
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Making Chocolate with Rosen Trevithick

20/12/2015

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Author Rosen Trevithick is widely known for her humorous and psychological fiction books for adults and her delightful smelly troll books for children. But now she tackles something completely different but no less appetising! Rosen has written a guest post for my blog on the challenges she has faced to get a chocolate-making book to market and how the process differed from that involved in publishing fiction.

I’ve just released a cookbook called ‘Chocolate Making Adventures’, which is full of recipes and tips about making and working with chocolate. This is very different from the books I usually publish, which are predominantly fiction published in black and white. So in what way does self-publishing a recipe book differ from publishing more mainstream books?
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When I first decided to write a cookbook, I thought it would be a case of simply writing down all my recipes, commissioning half-a-dozen photos and then converting a Word document. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Writing

My first mistake was thinking that writing down a recipe would be as easy as writing fiction. It isn’t. With fiction, there is an infinite number of ways to say what you want to say and you can make your writing as concise or descriptive as you like. You don’t need every reader to understand your exact meaning of every single sentence for him or her to experience what you set out to achieve. In fact, very few readers intend to take in every single clause, as they hurry through desperate to find out what happens next. With recipe books, every line has to be spot on. If your sentence is ambiguous or you miss an adjective, your reader can waste an hour of his or her life, and the cost of ingredients, trying to follow your method. My inner fiction writer would have happily taken three of my 8x10 inch pages to explain every recipe, but too much detail would have been daunting for the reader.

Layout

Recipe books are very difficult to develop in a way that looks good both in print and as an eBook. For example, the Kindle format is not designed for images that are aligned to the side of text. You need inline images. However, people following recipes don’t want to have to keep scrolling through images to get to the next step. Eventually, I decided to use alternating text-only pages and full-screen images. This also looked great in print, with most recipes sitting opposite a gorgeous photo of its results.

Photography
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The next obstacle was the photographs. I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to work with a superb photographer, but what I didn’t realise was that we would also benefit from a food stylist. The aforementioned stylist is somebody who prepares and arranges food so that it’s perfect for photographing. Instead, I made all the chocolate myself and gave it to Claire, who then had to adapt/accessorise it for the photographs. The chocolate took about ten times as long to prepare as I had envisaged, pushing what I hoped would be an early October launch, back into November.

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Printing

By far the biggest obstacle was that self-publishing is not ready for glossy, colour photobooks. Colour printing is incredibly expensive and I was initially looking at figures such as £20 for a 100 page recipe book, which I knew wouldn’t sell. Added to which, the only companies I could find that offered coated pages, lacked distribution options. This meant I had to compromise and accept matt pages. Having previously published a colour children’s book, ‘My Babysitter is a Troll’, I felt certain that the colours would be vibrant enough to do justice to Claire’s photographs. Unfortunately, the first nine proofs I ordered were not satisfactory. This could have been avoided had I created my book using CMYK (a particular colour format used in printing) from the start. Thinking that I could simply replicate the process I use for publishing black and white books, was a big mistake, and one that has set my launch back by a precious two weeks.

Advice 

My advice to anybody thinking about publishing a textbook, is to carefully research options and print specifications before you begin. Even if your chosen print-on-demand service doesn’t ask for a particular colour format, there are some formats that print better than others.
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Publishing a recipe book was a steep learning curve, but it has been a rewarding experience. With very few books out on how to make actual chocolate, I am confident that my book adds something fantastic to the cookbook market.

Links: 

My recipe blog: http://www.rosentrevithick.co.uk/recipes/
The Kindle book on Amazon: http://www.rosentrevithick.co.uk/B017WUOSOE/
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Thanks to Rosen for this interesting and insightful article. I've ordered my copy of the paperback and have been lucky enough to sample the results - my friend was involved in the process of testing the recipes - and those results were gooooood! I now look forward to making my own chocolate.
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The Anniversary - Book Launch

7/12/2015

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I am pleased to announce the release of my new book, The Anniversary. It's something of a departure from my other published books. I describe the story as a chilling thriller and the non-linear narrative adds a decidedly nightmarish quality. I can't wait to see what you make of it. Enjoy!
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It’s the office Christmas party. Cheap booze is flowing, the lights are dimmed and tinny music blasts out of a rubbish stereo. Chris’s hair is gelled around reindeer antlers. Amy’s foot is caught in some photocopier cable. Martin is waving about an inflatable penis decorated with tinsel. And Janet is dancing alone, her husband dead, presumed murdered… by her. 

When Janet offers to spend Christmas Day, the anniversary of my own partner’s death, with me, I find myself wondering what she wants. 

And why do I accept? 

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